Fishy Solace and other Good Company.

December harvest: This one I call Suitable Activities for Fish.

It is "based on a true story", as they say; the sign is very real. Somewhere at a hotel or two in this world, scaled company is offered instead of the one denied by featherless bipeds.

You may discuss the Platonian definition of Man, Universal Loneliness or different ways to prepare Sushi. It will, as the sign says, only cost you three and a half € a night and will assuredly be considered vastly more moral and above all cheaper than other hired company.
Despite all this I'm not sure that the fish gets paid, though.

Here's some other good company. The people on Insta says that it must be some kind of Iris or See-weed.

It might not be attached to any Union, either. But I'm sure that it votes green.